I wouldn’t call her either.)Īfter she hangs up, Ana goes into her room and turns on the laptop to find an email from Grey. (I take back what I said about Ana calling her mom. I’ve heard about this sudden disappearance of every crutch ever made! Her mom should totally not come to her graduation. See, her husband Bob twisted a ligament and now they can’t travel. Her mom apologizes a murmur-count amount of times for not being able to make it to Ana’s graduation. Pout.Īna’s so worried that she decides to call her mom to distract herself, not because she actually likes her mom or wants to know how she’s doing, or anything. It’s just that we open this chapter with Ana forgetting about how uneasy the Sexy Times Contract made her, uh, YESTERDAY and is now worried that Grey won’t have her at all. I like to disguise my distaste with capslocks and diatribes on the evils of toothbrush sharing.

James just shat on paper and sold a millionties of books, right before your very eyes. Forget making an airplane disappear on my TV, or whatever. Lorraine: This book is the biggest slight of hand in the history of the world. Previously: Christian bought Ana a laptop so she could Wikipedia BDSM and better decide if she’s willing to let him spank her.